what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
MIDGETS
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Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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