38 yer olds are good kisserssss
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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