some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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