His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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