Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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