Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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