i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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