Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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