I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
