I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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