I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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