Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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