not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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