dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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