Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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