The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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