I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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