i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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