So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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