oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
