Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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