Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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