And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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