We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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