the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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