get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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