I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Even my vagina gasped.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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