Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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