recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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