if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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