i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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