we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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