everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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