seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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