I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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