i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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