This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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