So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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