i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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