hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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