How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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