My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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