sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
