it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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