I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
