haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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