Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
