Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have demons in me.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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