Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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