So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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